Yoni Beer, Made With The Essence Of A Woman

Yoni is a Sanskrit word for the vagina. Wait, what?

John Iovine

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Yeah, it's exactly what you’re thinking. Beer brewed using the vaginal secretions of a woman. Not just any woman, mind you, a young beautiful woman. It’s the main selling point; the beer is a connection to the essence of an attractive fantasy woman. I mean, the woman who took part in the manufacturing of…

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John Iovine

Science writer, thinker, self-experimenter, focusing on personal development and health — www.john-iovine.com